March 2012
589 posts
Any St Smythes?
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
Yes, Honey Boo Boo?
Bo doesn't know who I am and Sebastian doesn't...
chardonnayrhodes:
max-stsmythe:
I thought you said you would wait until I could walk again.
Yeah, but that was before Bo got hurt. He doesn’t know who I am, so I have to leave now.
Well I want to make sure you’re safe so you can’t go alone. Just wait a little while longer cause I’m going to work on fixing my legs soon.
Bo doesn't know who I am and Sebastian doesn't...
chardonnayrhodes:
Good thing I packed last week. Bye Lima, me and Copper are out!
I thought you said you would wait until I could walk again.
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
I don’t even know how to describe A. Basically, he/she/it is some psyco who kidnapps people, and sometimes kills them. Two weeks ago, they kidnapped my whole family, tortured us all in some form, and then killed Jesse right in front of us.
What? That is horrible. What kind of sicko does shit like that? I’m so sorry Max. I really am.
Yeah, I know. A twisted...
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
This psyco named A who lives here.
Who the hell is A? Fill me in please.
I don’t even know how to describe A. Basically, he/she/it is some psyco who kidnapps people, and sometimes kills them. Two weeks ago, they kidnapped my whole family, tortured us all in some form, and then killed Jesse right in front of us.
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
Well if that’s the case, just be social or something. Trust me, when you’re forced to spend over two weeks on a couch, you realize how boring things can be if you just lay around.
Why have you been forced to spend over two weeks on a couch? Were you in time our or something?
Ha, if only. No, long story short, I was shot.
You...
There are literally too many people in this house.
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
Seriously. And just imagine if we decided to have a big family trip.
Yeah, that would be a huge mess.
Well we’re St. Smythes. Would it be possible for us to not be a mess?
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
Well if that’s the case, just be social or something. Trust me, when you’re forced to spend over two weeks on a couch, you realize how boring things can be if you just lay around.
Why have you been forced to spend over two weeks on a couch? Were you in time our or something?
Ha, if only. No, long story short, I was shot.
There are literally too many people in this house.
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
Seriously. Of this is how plentiful we are, imagine how many kids we’ll all have.
I feel bad for Dad. Christmas dinner will need to be held in a hall or something.
Seriously. And just imagine if we decided to have a big family trip.
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
So was I. I doubt you’ll get in trouble here. There’s never anything to do, hence nothing to get you in trouble.
Don’t rain on my parade Max. I have to find something to pass the time while I’m stuck here.
Well if that’s the case, just be social or something. Trust me, when you’re forced to spend over two weeks on a couch, you realize how boring things...
There are literally too many people in this house.
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
Tell me about it. I don’t see how we’re able to hold eleven people right now.
It seems we just keep multiplying.
Seriously. Of this is how plentiful we are, imagine how many kids we’ll all have.
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
Oh yeah, cause it’s so amazing here.
Clearly I was being sarcastic. They think I won’t get into trouble here, whatever.
So was I. I doubt you’ll get in trouble here. There’s never anything to do, hence nothing to get you in trouble.
There are literally too many people in this house.
carsonstsmythe:
I want to move out.
Tell me about it. I don’t see how we’re able to hold eleven people right now.
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
max-stsmythe:
Oh, Claire. Hey. When did you get here?
Hey Max, just now. My parents packed me up and shipped me off to wonderful Lima.
Oh yeah, cause it’s so amazing here.
I need some advice...
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
Every time, right. Haha. Yeah sure.
I promise the next time I need advice, you’ll be the first one I go to.
Okay then, sis.
I need some advice...
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
Is it something your older brother could help you out with?
Audrey beat you to it. But, maybe next time?
Every time, right. Haha. Yeah sure.
The St. Smythe resident's....
clairecastlex:
I think this is it.
Oh, Claire. Hey. When did you get here?
I need some advice...
carsonstsmythe:
Any takers?
Is it something your older brother could help you out with?
February 2012
710 posts
Text @Audrey
Max: How is talking to Molly replacing you? That's like saying talking to Paige, Carson, or Belle is replacing you too. I mean, you're all my sisters.
Max St. Smythe: Oh I do see this →
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
It seriously means a lot. Thanks Molls. Okay, good. I don’t want you to get anywhere near her.
You’re the only one that understands me sometimes.
You’re just saying that. Besides, I know how to use Google Translate. I know you told Sebastian that sometime I don’t understand you. And that I smell.
Max St. Smythe: Oh I do see this →
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
I wouldn’t. If I wanted to, I could have dyed your hair purple and your skin blue ages ago. But I didn’t because you’re my favorite brother. I wont let her near your hair, dont worry. She can…
Yep. You really are. Dont worry, my life threatening pranks are over. I wouldn’t be able to get close enough to her, not that I want...
Oh I do see this
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
And you’re going nowhere near my hair.
I wouldn’t. If I wanted to, I could have dyed your hair purple and your skin blue ages ago. But I didn’t because you’re my favorite brother. I wont let her near your hair, dont worry. She can practice her pranking on someone we don’t like. Bourbon?
Trust me, no you couldn’t have. I am? Thanks,...
Oh I do see this
And you’re going nowhere near my hair.
troublemaker: Don't prank Sebastian →
max-stsmythe:
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
Trust me, it wouldn’t be a good idea.
Maxy, it would be little kid stuff. It would be adorable, not scary like mine.
Oh, and when are we leaving?
Pink hair? Really? I don’t think he would find it too adorable.
…
Well yeah she does, but we’re going to be the ones who have to face his rage/whatever mood he’ll...
Don't prank Sebastian
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
Trust me, it wouldn’t be a good idea.
Maxy, it would be little kid stuff. It would be adorable, not scary like mine.
Oh, and when are we leaving?
Pink hair? Really? I don’t think he would find it too adorable.
Tomorrow. I figured two weeks is long enough and I may as well get myself better by getting some physical therapy and walk...
Don't prank Sebastian
chardonnayrhodes:
max-stsmythe:
Trust me, it wouldn’t be a good idea.
Oh come on Maxy! You can help :)
I don’t really want to get on his bad side right now.
Don't prank Sebastian
Trust me, it wouldn’t be a good idea.
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Which St. Smythes are around?
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
Show yourselves.
It depends, honey boo boo. Do you have a dolla? Cause then I’ll holla.
I do, I have special juice, Redbull and Mountain Do.
Its gonna help me wiiiiiiinnnnnnn
We are superstars because we do pageants. Our dad’s name is COUPON...
Which St. Smythes are around?
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
Show yourselves.
It depends, honey boo boo. Do you have a dolla? Cause then I’ll holla.
I do, I have special juice, Redbull and Mountain Do.
Its gonna help me wiiiiiiinnnnnnn
Which St. Smythes are around?
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
Show yourselves.
It depends, honey boo boo. Do you have a dolla? Cause then I’ll holla.
Text @Audrey
Max: What do you mean I'm replacing you?
Audrey: Your mad at me so your hanging out with Molly more.
Max: What? No I'm not. Molly is just as much my sister as you are. And she's driving me to physical therapy. How is that replacing you?
Audrey: Cause your mad at me.
Max: Well I'm not mad at /you/.
Text @Audrey
Max: What do you mean I'm replacing you?
Audrey: Your mad at me so your hanging out with Molly more.
Max: What? No I'm not. Molly is just as much my sister as you are. And she's driving me to physical therapy. How is that replacing you?
Text @Audrey
Max: What do you mean I'm replacing you?
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe asked: Where do you need me to take you?
audreystsmythe asked: Text: You replaced me :(
Hey Molly
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
I know how to use Google Translate. And I am offended.
Yeah yeah yeah.
I need a fellow St. Smythe
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
Preferably one that can drive.
Thats me!
I need you to drive me somewhere.
I’m down!
That’s of the things I love about you, Molls. You’ll just do something and not question it.
Hey Molly
I know how to use Google Translate. And I am offended.
I need a fellow St. Smythe
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
Preferably one that can drive.
Thats me!
I need you to drive me somewhere.
I need a fellow St. Smythe
Preferably one that can drive.
My brother
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
But it’s haaarrrrddd. Why not?
Man up. Because you’re the only one that gets me sometimes… And because everyone else hates hedgehogs.
I’m lazy. Fine. Maybe we could do it tomorrow.
