March 2012
589 posts
Um.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
You love me so it’s okay.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Wow, I’m feeling so much love today.
Cause we’re all just a big loving family, duh.
Of course, that can be the only reason.
Obviously.
Um.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
You love me so it’s okay.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Wow, I’m feeling so much love today.
Cause we’re all just a big loving family, duh.
Um.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
Looks like I’ll have the house to myself then.
Cute, you think you’ll be home alone.
Ew, I still have to put up with you.
Ew, I’ve been putting up with you for years.
You love me so it’s okay.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Um.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
Looks like I’ll have the house to myself then.
Cute, you think you’ll be home alone.
Ew, I still have to put up with you.
Ew, I’ve been putting up with you for years.
Um.
belle-st-smythe:
Looks like I’ll have the house to myself then.
Cute, you think you’ll be home alone.
If anybody needs me,
sebastian-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
sebastian-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
Why, what happened? And where have you been?
I was kidnapped by Z.
What did he do to you?
Shot me in both legs.
Shit. Been there, not pretty. Well at least you’re alive, right?
If anybody needs me,
sebastian-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
Why, what happened? And where have you been?
I was kidnapped by Z.
What did he do to you?
If anybody needs me,
sebastian-st-smythe:
I’ll be at the hospital.
Why, what happened? And where have you been?
Okay, Dad doesn't seem to be home...
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
But how about everyone else?
Present.
Good.
Why is it good?
Because at least I know you’re home.
What if I wasn’t home? Would that be good?
Depends on where you would be.
Okay, Dad doesn't seem to be home...
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
But how about everyone else?
Present.
Good.
Why is it good?
Because at least I know you’re home.
Okay, Dad doesn't seem to be home...
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
Good, but why is it so unfortunate?
Because I don’t feel like being here right now.
Understandable, I guess.
Okay, Dad doesn't seem to be home...
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
But how about everyone else?
Unfortunately, I’m here.
Good, but why is it so unfortunate?
Okay, Dad doesn't seem to be home...
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
But how about everyone else?
Present.
Good.
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Okay, Dad doesn't seem to be home...
But how about everyone else?
Where's my Honey Boo Boo Chiiiild?
that-prankster-molly-st-smythe:
Right here, Honey Boo Boo.
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
married Maxxy. Haha are you sure your not drunk?
When did this happen? No, I’m not, but it’s obvious you are.
No I’m fine. A while ago . I’ve always wanted to be married
No, you’re way too young to get married. Explain, now.
No I’m fine. It’s a nice ring but I’m being a bad wife,this naked guy just fell...
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
married Maxxy. Haha are you sure your not drunk?
When did this happen? No, I’m not, but it’s obvious you are.
No I’m fine. A while ago . I’ve always wanted to be married
No, you’re way too young to get married. Explain, now.
audreystsmythe:
married Maxxy. Haha are you sure your not drunk?
When did this happen? No, I’m not, but it’s obvious you are.
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audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
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audreystsmythe:
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audreystsmythe:
Woah I found him in my hotel room….somehow
Define somehow
Explain why he isn’t wearing a shirt.
I dont know. I can’t remember. I asked him about the shirt and he just laughed and winked at me….
Well tatragenerian degenerate will just love that, now won’t he?
Uhm who?
Your...
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
Woah I found him in my hotel room….somehow
Define somehow
Explain why he isn’t wearing a shirt.
I dont know. I can’t remember. I asked him about the shirt and he just laughed and winked at me….
Well tatragenerian degenerate will just love that, now won’t he?
Uhm who?
Your ex teacher who you claim to be in...
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audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
Woah I found him in my hotel room….somehow
Define somehow
Explain why he isn’t wearing a shirt.
I dont know. I can’t remember. I asked him about the shirt and he just laughed and winked at me….
Well tatragenerian degenerate will just love that, now won’t he?
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I need to catch up with my family.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
Because I don’t feel like going.
That’s not a good enough answer.
Yes it is.
No it isn’t.
Yes, it is. I didn’t feel like going so I didn’t go, simple.
You need to go.
I don’t want too.
You still have to go.
Beautiful Monster: max-stsmythe: Speaking of work,... →
max-stsmythe:
Speaking of work, you never told me what job you got. Tell me now. Well if Vegas isn’t the place for your daughter, don’t you think it shouldn’t be the place for you since you should be with her? And why don’t you have your degenerate take care of his own daughter? Yeah, no I…
Yeah right. People never go to Vegas for a dancing job. Busy? Doing what? He got fired and is too...
I need to catch up with my family.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
Because I don’t feel like going.
That’s not a good enough answer.
Yes it is.
No it isn’t.
Yes, it is. I didn’t feel like going so I didn’t go, simple.
You need to go.
I need to catch up with my family.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
Because I don’t feel like going.
That’s not a good enough answer.
Yes it is.
No it isn’t.
Beautiful Monster: I need to catch up with my... →
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
So St. Smythes, inform me with your lives.
Well, I’m leaving for Vegas. Sofia’s gonna stay with Ryan, Claire and Carson. I got slushied this morning. And I had some good sex with my tetragenarian degenerate. That’s it with me.
Why…
Speaking of work, you never told me what job you got. Tell me now. Well if Vegas isn’t the place for...
I need to catch up with my family.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
So St. Smythes, inform me with your lives.
I haven’t been to school all week last week and don’t plan to go this week.
Why not?
Because I don’t feel like going.
That’s not a good enough answer.
I need to catch up with my family.
carsonstsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
So St. Smythes, inform me with your lives.
We’re still alive and breathing, that should be enough information for you.
Well I’ve been in the hospital for a week and a half, I figured something must have happened while I was gone.
I need to catch up with my family.
belle-st-smythe:
max-stsmythe:
So St. Smythes, inform me with your lives.
I haven’t been to school all week last week and don’t plan to go this week.
Why not?
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I need to catch up with my family.
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
So St. Smythes, inform me with your lives.
Well, I’m leaving for Vegas. Sofia’s gonna stay with Ryan, Claire and Carson. I got slushied this morning. And I had some good sex with my tetragenarian degenerate. That’s it with me.
Why are you going to Vegas and why aren’t you bringing your daughter with you? I could have gone my whole life without knowing...
I need to catch up with my family.
So St. Smythes, inform me with your lives.
Someone in this town is trying to steal my...
chardonnayrhodes:
I’m Lima’s favoritest little girl.
Chard, trust me, it is impossible for somebody to replace a person just like you.
I can't sleep. Where is everybody?
chardonnayrhodes:
max-stsmythe:
Yes I am. I know! What, I bet that’s not true. I can’t be the only brother of yours who pays attention to you. I mean, you have 4 other brothers. I bet at least one pays attention to you.
Yes it is. Merlot hates me I think. Henn is to busy with stupid Eric. Bo is never ever home and Pepe avoids me. See, they all hate me! Did you talk to Sebastian yet? Is he...
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
He still seems better for you then our current degenerate. You wouldn’t keep the reputation up if you dumped tetragenarian and moved on to him.
I’m not gonna dump him, I love him okay?
Well you should. Just like how you loved Johnny? And Nate?
No, more than that. And he loves me okay
You say that an awful lot.
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
He still seems better for you then our current degenerate. You wouldn’t keep the reputation up if you dumped tetragenarian and moved on to him.
I’m not gonna dump him, I love him okay?
Well you should. Just like how you loved Johnny? And Nate?
I can't sleep. Where is everybody?
chardonnayrhodes:
max-stsmythe:
I was finally allowed to go home from the hospital, so I’m home now.
You are? Yay! You are the only brother that pays attention to me. I love you Maxy! I drew you another picture!
Yes I am. I know! What, I bet that’s not true. I can’t be the only brother of yours who pays attention to you. I mean, you have 4 other brothers. I bet at least one...
I can't sleep. Where is everybody?
chardonnayrhodes:
I was finally allowed to go home from the hospital, so I’m home now.
Beautiful Monster: Well, →
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
My ass is probably the only body part that A hasn’t damaged in some form. So how old is this one?
Ha, don’t give her ideas. He’s still old, like 18, 19. He was just some model guy, nothing going on there. So don’t get your hopes up.
…
He still seems better for you then our current degenerate. You wouldn’t keep the reputation up if...
Well,
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
audreystsmythe:
Your such a pain in the ass. But fine fine. And yes that’s not a tetragenarian degenerate. Happy?
My ass is probably the only body part that A hasn’t damaged in some form. So how old is this one?
Ha, don’t give her ideas. He’s still old, like 18, 19. He was just some model guy, nothing going on there. So don’t get your hopes up.
Good point....
Well,
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
You said to stop with the pedophile nickname. This is it’s replacement.
Your such a pain in the ass. But fine fine. And yes that’s not a tetragenarian degenerate. Happy?
My ass is probably the only body part that A hasn’t damaged in some form. So how old is this one?
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Well,
audreystsmythe:
max-stsmythe:
that sure doesn’t look like tetragenarian degenerate.
Stop with that nickname
You said to stop with the pedophile nickname. This is it’s replacement.
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Well,
that sure doesn’t look like tetragenarian degenerate.
Oh my god it feels so good to be out of the...
belle-st-smythe:
